The Riverdale High student handbook may look like an ordinary introduction to the high school - there's class photos and a campus map and student guidelines from Principal Weatherbee. But pasted over the cafeteria offerings is a Pop's diner menu; Jason Blossom's senior portrait is X'd out in red sharpie, and the superlatives aren't most likely to be famous, they're most likely to make out with your teacher - proving this ordinary school ain't so ordinary. Josie and the Pussycat's have edited the school song, there's Veronica's first-day-of-school style tips, and Cheryl Blossom's guidelines to staying on top of the cheerleading pyramid. This student handbook has everything you really need to know about surviving Riverdale High!